About Me1) I don't care how many feet are in a mile.
2) I was almost born with three arms, accept I only had two.
3) I have never eaten a pickle.
4) I lied when I said I'd never eaten a pickle.
5) I hate the taste of cotton.
6) I spend most of my alone time alone.
7) I'm pretty sure that if Lou Ferrigno, and I were stuck on an island full of hungry cannibals, they would eat him first.
8) I can't breath under water.
9) I can't play the didgeridoo.
10) Very little about Gilligan's Island makes sense.
And this is a random piece of art...
