10. Shave it, tape cotton to it, declare it to be a tiny little sheep.

9. Feed it.

8. Name it Devon.

7. Fold it in half, and put it in your pocket.

6. Write a song about it.

5. Assume it has magic powers and eat it.

4. Do not assume it has magic powers and eat it.

3. Cause it to become addicted to heroin, then call Dr.Phil to do an hour special on a hamster who is addicted to heroin, only to find out that the hamster has been cheating on you with your brothers wife, and is in reality, a Jewish Rabi, in a hamster costume.

2. Breed it, and make more hamsters.

1. Learn it to fetch a stick.



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