About Me

1) I don't care how many feet are in a mile.

2) I was almost born with three arms, accept I only had two.

3) I have never eaten a pickle.

4) I lied when I said I'd never eaten a pickle.

5) I hate the taste of cotton.

6) I spend most of my alone time alone.

7) I'm pretty sure that if Lou Ferrigno, and I were stuck on an island full of hungry cannibals, they would eat him first.

8) I can't breath under water.

9) I can't play the didgeridoo.

10) Very little about Gilligan's Island makes sense.


And this is a random piece of art...